Blawg Review has the insane task of hosting both Carnival of the Capitalists and Blawg Review #80 today. Given the problems they had crashing their server after it choked on all the links, I think you should give them the honor of your presence by visiting this week’s Review.

Besides learning all about early marijuana laws, you can learn the Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Billionaire from Long or Short Capital:

1. Take outrageous risks with extremely high upside.

2. Be the 1 out of 500 million for whom it pans out. This one is key so focus on it.

3. Attribute your wealth creation to your own hard work, your own genius and the power of your business plan. Be sure to stress how your wealth was singularly made possibly by your unique endowment of elbow grease, street smarts, common sense, all of which your competitors obviously lacked (proven by how poor they are compared to you).

4. Buy a mega yacht and/or athletic team.

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